THE FIRST PLAYER WITH 15 GREEN INCH CARDS WINS WHEN THEY SHOUT:

‘I HAVE THE
BIGGEST DECK’

1. Shuffle the purple deck.
Purple cards are playing cards. They include 10 categories of filthy mini games. Green cards are ‘inches’. Compete in a purple card to win/lose green inches. Keep decks in the box for ease. The icons at the top of the purple card will indicate what you need and the time allowance for the round etc.

2. The player that’s had a dick in them the most recently, draws the first purple card.

3. This player reads the first cards instructions aloud to the group. Roll dice to select a prompt if instructed. Roll dice once per card only. You will reuse purple cards later. Set a timer if instructed. All of the information is written on the cards.

4. All players compete in the purple challenge cards, including the player-in-turn. However - if you draw a wild card (boner card, whiskey dick, skip turn, etc - then this applies only to you)

5. See the bottom of the card for the inches earned/deducted for each challenge.

6. Collect any won inch/es from the green deck. Each player keeps their own deck of green inch cards. The aim is to gain 15 total to win. You may assign a ‘banker/wanker’ to dish out and deduct inches throughout gameplay for everyone or do it yourselves.

7. If you lost an inch but you don’t have any, the game just continues - no inches are ‘owed’ later. If you were instructed to ‘pinch an inch’ from another player - but nobody has any, take it from the green deck instead. Don’t want to play to win? Just take turns playing purple cards for fun and don’t count inches.

8. After the first purple card is complete, return it to the back of the deck. Then, going clockwise the next player draws a purple card and so on…

9. Once a player gains 15 inches, they must shout ‘I have the biggest deck’ to win! Failure to shout this means loss of 1inch. They must earn another inch before they can shout it again. Why 15inches? Well, the biggest recorded dick in the world is 14.5inches (no seriously, you HAVE to look it up) so of course - we had to one-up him. Sorry Matt.

10. Be vigilant of delays/hesitations/repeated answers as this ends the challenge. As soon as that happens - the challenge card is finished and the next player draws the next card. The game should start to feel fast paced after a couple of rounds.

11. If you forfeit a challenge completely, you lose 1 inch. If a challenge can’t be completed for whatever reason, skip the card.

12. If a challenge card ends in a draw (such as two players shouting the correct answer at the same time) both players gain 1inch. Then, the next player takes their turn and draws the next purple card.

13. In voting challenges, you can’t vote for yourself.

14. If there is a game draw and two players have 15 inchesand shout ‘I have the biggest deck’ at the same time, all players must throw their green inch cards in the air and the two drawing players complete an inch card pick up / dick-up. The player that retrieves the most green inch cards wins! This is stupid we know. But we make the rules.

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