• 3-8 players

  • WHOEVER HAS HAD A DICK IN THEM MOST RECENTly DRAWS THE FIRST PURPLE CARD

  • COMPLETE the CHALLENGE

  • WIN/LOSE INCHES
    INCHES = the green cards

  • WIN the game WHEN YOU’VE COLLECTED 15 green INCH cards and shout

    ‘i have the biggest deck!’

RULES

  1. Shuffle the purple deck, keep separated from the green deck. Keep both decks in box for ease during game play. Use the lid of the box to roll dice in when instructed by a card.

2. The player that’s had a dick in them the most recently, draws the first purple card

3. Read the card instructions aloud, roll dice to select a prompt if instructed. Set a timer on your phone if instructed.

4. Complete the challenge, all players participate, including player in turn (unless a boner, cockblock, performance anxiety, whiskey dick card is drawn - those apply only to the player in turn)

5. See the bottom of the card for the inches earned/deducted in each challenge. Inches = points. The green cards are your ‘inches’. Collect 15 to win.

6. Collect your inch/es from the green deck if they were won. Each player keeps their own green inch cards with them.

7. If you lost an inch and you don’t have any collected yet, the game just continues. If you were instructed to ‘pinch an inch’ from another player but nobody has any, take it from the green deck instead.

8. After the first turn is complete, going clockwise, the next player draws a purple card and so on…

9. Once a player collects 15 inches, they must shout ‘I have the biggest deck’ to win! Failure to shout this means loss of 1 inch. They must earn another inch until they can shout it again. Why 15 inches? The biggest recorded dick in the world is 14.5inches (no seriously, you HAVE to look it up) so of course - we had to one up him. Sorry Matt.

10. In voting challenges, you can’t vote for yourself. Players must decide if they will accept an answer or not. Keep track of hesitations/repeats of answers as this ends the challenge. Information on card.

11. If you forfeit a challenge completely, you lose 1 inch.

12. If a challenge card ends in a draw, both players gain 1 inch. Then, the next player takes their turn.

13. If there is a draw and two players have 15 inches and shout ‘I have the biggest deck’ at the same time, the two players must throw all green cards in the air and complete ‘120 card Dick up’ the player that scrambles for the most green cards wins - this is stupid we know.

14. See each card category explained in detail below

15. Enjoy the game and tag us in your videos!

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