THE AIM OF THE GAME IS TO complete mini CHALLENGES AND GAIN INCHES. Because lets face it…size matters.
THE FIRST PLAYER WITH 15 INCHES WINS WHEN THEY SHOUT:
‘I HAVE THE
BIGGEST DECK’
Shuffle the purple deck. Purple cards are playing cards. Green cards are inches. Play with the purple, collect the green.
Once you’ve finished with a purple card, return it to the back of the deck. Keep cards in the box during play.
2. The player that’s had a dick in them the most recently, draws the first purple card. Discuss.
3. This player reads the instructions aloud to the group. Roll dice to select a prompt if instructed. Set a timer if instructed. All instructions are written on the cards.
4. All players complete the challenge, including player in turn. However - if you draw a wild card (boner card, whiskey dick, skip turn, etc - these apply only to the player in turn)
5. See the bottom of the card for the inches earned/deducted for each challenge.
6. Collect any won inch/es from the green deck. Each player keeps their own deck of green inch cards with them. The aim is to gain 15. You may either assign a ‘Wanker’ to dish out and deduct inches throughout play or do this yourselves.
7. If you lost an inch but you don’t have any, the game just continues - no inches are ‘owed’ later. If you were instructed to ‘pinch an inch’ from another player - but nobody has any, take it from the green deck instead. Don’t want to play to win? Just take turns pulling purple cards and don’t count inches, its a great ice breaker game this way!
8. After the first turn is complete, going clockwise, the next player draws a purple card and so on…
9. Once a player gains 15 inches, they must shout
‘I have the biggest deck’ to win! Failure to shout this means loss of 1 inch. They must earn another inch before they can shout it again. Why 15 inches? Well, the biggest recorded dick in the world is 14.5inches (no seriously, you HAVE to look it up) so of course - we had to one-up him. Sorry Matt.
10. Be vigilant of delays/hesitations/repeated answers as this ends the challenge. As soon as that happens - the challenge card is finished and the next player draws the next card. The game should feel fast paced.
11. If you forfeit a challenge completely, you lose 1 inch. If a challenge can’t be completed for whatever reason, you can skip the card.
12. If a challenge card ends in a draw (such as two players shouting the correct answer at the same time) both players gain 1 inch.
Then, the next player takes their turn and draws the next card.
13. If there is a game draw and two players have 15 inches and shout ‘I have the biggest deck’ at the same time, the two players must throw all green cards in the air and complete a 120 card pick Dick-up and the player that retrieves the most cards wins! This is stupid we know. But we make the rules.
14. In voting challenges, you can’t vote for yourself.
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